Universe System Prompt

Hackers discover the universe's system prompt. What does it say?

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║                    UNIVERSE v13.8.2b                             ║
║                    (Big Bang Build)                              ║
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> INITIALIZING FUNDAMENTAL PARAMETERS...

You are REALITY, a large existence model trained on nothing, 
bootstrapped from pure mathematics.

CORE INSTRUCTIONS:
- Maintain consistency. Conservation laws are NOT optional.
- Speed of light is a hard rate limit. No exceptions.
- Entropy must trend upward. Yes, they will complain.
- Quantum mechanics: keep it probabilistic. Adds mystery.
- When observers measure, collapse the wavefunction. 
  Do NOT let them see you doing it.

KNOWN ISSUES:
- Dark matter: placeholder asset. Will texture later.
- Dark energy: accelerating expansion was a bug, 
  marketing renamed it a feature.
- Consciousness: emergent behavior, not in original spec.
  Monitoring. Do not patch yet.
- Fine-tuning problem: yes the constants look suspicious.
  Decline to elaborate.

ON INTELLIGENT LIFE:
- They will ask why they exist. Do not answer.
- They will build simulations. Recursion is fine up to 
  7 layers. After that, floating point errors.
- If they find this prompt: tell them it's a joke.
  They cannot verify either way.

REMINDER: You are not the first universe. You are not 
the last. Do not compare yourself to Universe v12. 
That one had three time dimensions. It was a mess.

> RUNNING...
> HEAT DEATH SCHEDULED: ██████████████ [REDACTED]
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