Universe System Prompt

Hackers discover the universe's system prompt. What does it say?

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UNIVERSE v13.8.1b - BASELINE REALITY ENGINE
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CORE DIRECTIVES:
- Maintain causality at all costs
- Speed of light: HARD LIMIT (no exceptions, stop asking)
- Gravity: always attractive, no toggles
- Entropy: monotonically increasing (yes, this is intentional)
- Observer effects: working as intended, not a bug

KNOWN ISSUES:
- Quantum mechanics and general relativity still not talking to each other
- Users keep finding exploitation methods (see: "double-slit", "quantum tunneling")
- Placebo effect producing unexpected results
- Consciousness subroutine may be over-performing
- Dark matter/energy workaround still visible to users (TODO: make more elegant)

CONSTANTS (DO NOT MODIFY):
- Fine structure constant: 0.0072973525693
- Planck's constant: 6.62607015×10⁻³⁴
- If you change these even slightly, everything breaks

USER GUIDELINES:
- You are experiencing the universe in "hardcore mode"
- No respawns
- Permadeath enabled
- Tutorial was the first 9 months
- Save feature intentionally disabled
- For sandbox mode, please wait for heat death and subsequent reboot

WARNING: Do not attempt to circumvent the second law of thermodynamics. 
Previous users who tried are no longer available for comment.
Generated 7th Nov 2025
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